... Dio recounts an Trade among Elagabalus and the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to give him the equal of a lady's vagina by means of a surgical incis